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Reet Storm 

A reet storm is a retard; also called a reet that is throwing a fit or having a retarded episode. These outbursts are usually totally unexpected and uncalled for but also laughable after they occur.
Gary is having a reet storm because Asia is smoking in the house.
Reet Storm by AsiaSecore July 30, 2008

reet squeet

Adjective

"Reet squeet", or in shorter terms, "squeet",is a politer way to calm someone a retard. However, it is not used to ridicule someone or something with actually mental disabilities. Insert Reet squeet or squeet in a sentence to describe a person who is just a complete nimrod, idiot, etc. It can be used to mock a friend who has done or said something stupid, or it can be used to describe an obsolete or broken object. In all forms, "reet squeet" is always used in a joking manner.
1. John failed the easiest test that everyone else got an "A" on? Dude, what a reet squeet.
2. Tim forgot his address, he's such a squeet.
3. My phone is broken and won't charge anymore. Fucking squeet phone...
4. Yo reet squeet, remember to pick me up before you go to school because you ALWAYS forget.
reet squeet by Qwertypop1 April 26, 2011

Skeet reet 

When you nut on the phone and don't respond to any messages or calls for 4 hours
Person 1:"did u hear from John last night?"
Person2:"nah man he hit me with that skeet reet"
Skeet reet by Casss2428 April 18, 2019

Sall reet 

a far cooler way of saying i am all right. Also gives the impression that you are relaxed and rather happy
Darren : How was your day ??
Lucy: sall reet

Darren : gd

Lucy : for shizzle
Sall reet by luloo November 23, 2009

reetsball 

A trending leisure activity known to be enjoyed by young adult males in parts of northern Europe. The game consists of heavily drinking while juggling a football with some mates, ideally in a spacious area with a moderate density of people and/or windows. At certain points a participant may compulsively strike the ball as hard as possible so as to kick it high into the sky. Points are awarded in proportion to the risk of damage without such damage occurring; a "narrow miss" is a desirable result because it shows that you are not a pussy but you are just lucky as shit. The game ends when substantial injury or damage occurs to persons or property on the ground.
"Fuck, those idiots playing reetsball just destroyed our entire picnic table"
reetsball by Handelspub4ever October 17, 2012

Dies Reets 

Un-Control-able Diarrhea

Squirting Diarrhea
I need to run home, i got dies reets.
Dies Reets by tbrees9 November 12, 2009