goldstein 

verb

a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.

Phil had a great break away opportunity but he goldsteined it.

goldstein by Brian H September 6, 2005

Goldstein 

Common name for a male Jew. Common traits include:

1. A tremendously small phallus most commonly due to the family cheaping out on the circumcision procedure.

2. Vertically challenged.

3. Disproportionate tendency to not spend money on anything including but not limited to: loved ones.

4. Weed

Goldstein is the cheapest jew I've ever met. He once asked me for gas money to drive 3 blocks. When I refused he left me in the middle of the road.

Goldstein by Lynch Marshawn November 10, 2022

Goldstein 

Jewish definition:
1. A person with a Jewish last name
2. A person who has a close relative that is Jewish
3. Someone who is married to someone who is Jewish

___________________
e.g.
Jew 1- What's your last name?
(Bob Greenberg)
Jew 2- Goldstein. Why?
(Sally Goldstein)
Jew 1- *Bahaha* You're Jewish
(Bob Greenberg)
Jew 2- Ya. Why, are you?
(Sally Goldstein)
Jew 1- Yes.
(Bob Greenberg)
Both- *Hahaha*
Both- *high fives*

Goldstein by xDImajewwholovesasiansxD February 6, 2010

Goldstein 

The act of getting a body part caught in something, chain drives, gears, machinery, doors, etc

Boy! You better be careful, you don't want to get your goldstein caught in there!"

Goldstein by scrottum dandruff October 21, 2008

Goldstein 

Inreference to a body part, fingers, toes, hand etc. getting caught in some kind of machinery.

He got his fingers caught in that chaindrive, boy he goldsteined that!

Goldstein by Scrotum Dandruff October 24, 2008

Goldstein 

Someone who shares memes to impress his friends

Eli is such a Goldstein on Instagram

Goldstein by Boozenbeef May 8, 2019

Goldstein Effect

The ability to intensify public concern by giving a definite face to the adversary, specifying a human source of the underlying threat.

An example of the Goldstein Effect is the hate against George Soros.

Goldstein Effect by neamprost April 14, 2019