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Sockfulloflove 

The sockfulloflove is an unfortunate sock belonging to an habitual masturbator, after a session with a poster or photo of the latest model or porn star (sometimes found by Mom when she collects the laundry).
Rick: Dude! What's that awful stink?!

Wayne: (Sniffs, then picks up his matress)Oh Shit! It's my sockfulloflove from a month ago!
Sockfulloflove by Jackball April 29, 2005
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Wow, he's such a sockfulloflove.
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