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Schell is the most loyal person you will ever know. She funny adventurous intelligence and full of spark. She gorgeous generous nad caring. She will have your back through it all. She not your average girl. She's unique. Nothing about the is usual. If u find a Schell keep her cause she one of a kind.
Schell is very loyal!

I love me some Schell!

She was the best woman I ever had!
Schell by Lovelylady30 January 19, 2017
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Someone with thick poofy hair. Pretty much everything that leaves their mouth is a sexual innuendo. Mirty mind, ad tend to pelvis thrust anyone within a 12 miles radius. Facebook creeps all day long, in their pajamans. Gay pride mascot. Moniters neighbour's gnome's daily schuduale and activies. Enjoys Will Ferrell's balls. Is turned on by poofy hair and whales. Annoys the heck out of teachers. Spells penis "peenus".
I'd fuck a schell.
Schell by ieatsheepsforbrunch January 17, 2009

Schell's Deer Brand 

A brand of cheap beer drank by people who prefer their beer to taste like beer, as opposed to bathwater and piss. Brewed by the Schell's Brewing Company of New Ulm, Minnesota. In addition to their signature lager, they brew various seasonal and year-round varieties as well as Grain Belt products. Really good for the price.
Doug: Man, I'd sure like to get wasted, but I'm on a budget. What's a good cheap beer?

Michael: How about Schell's Deer Brand? You can't get much better for the price.

Doug: No thanks. I prefer the taste of bathwater and piss.
Schell's Deer Brand by Æðelberht January 29, 2014

Schell Elementary School

It may look like a good school but tbh only fatties go there that think they are just know it alls (your sibling) they try and be helpful but are just straight up brats, and they also spit at people wen u dont buy them vbucks or some stylish doodoo shoes, plus
Kid ( in bratty & squeeky voice) :I Go To Schell Elementary School! haha lol
Random Savage: Good Luck in life. gg

Schell Trap 

A trap laid for one who steals food or other things in the station setting. Usually in the form of food laced with laxatives or other such undesirable content. It Derives its name from the infamous Rob Schell.
I laid a Schell Trap for the North American Panda.

Schell Yeah! 

Do you want to go to Olive Garden?
SCHELL YEAH!
Schell Yeah! by Mmae June 11, 2018

Mr. Schell 

The most boring teacher ever. We sit for so long literally my butt falls asleep in class.
Dumb Random kid- "Ugh I have to go to Mr. Schell's now"
Smart Random Kid- " HAHAHAHAHAHA SCHELL?!?!? more like MR. HELL"
Me- "ha, legend"