A reet storm is a retard; also called a reet that is throwing a fit or having a retarded episode. These outbursts are usually totally unexpected and uncalled for but also laughable after they occur.
"Reet squeet", or in shorter terms, "squeet",is a politer way to calm someone a retard. However, it is not used to ridicule someone or something with actually mental disabilities. Insert Reet squeet or squeet in a sentence to describe a person who is just a complete nimrod, idiot, etc. It can be used to mock a friend who has done or said something stupid, or it can be used to describe an obsolete or broken object. In all forms, "reet squeet" is always used in a joking manner.
1. John failed the easiest test that everyone else got an "A" on? Dude, what a reet squeet.
2. Tim forgot his address, he's such a squeet.
3. My phone is broken and won't charge anymore. Fucking squeet phone...
4. Yo reet squeet, remember to pick me upbefore you go to school because you ALWAYS forget.
A trending leisure activity known to be enjoyed by young adult males in parts of northern Europe. The game consists of heavily drinking while juggling a football with some mates, ideally in a spacious area with a moderate density of people and/or windows. At certain points a participant may compulsively strike the ball as hard as possible so as to kick it high into the sky. Points are awarded in proportion to the risk of damage without such damage occurring; a "narrow miss" is a desirable result because it shows that you are not a pussy but you are just lucky as shit. The game ends when substantial injury or damage occurs to persons or property on the ground.