Haggar 

Haggar is the witch in Voltron Legendary defender, and originally Zarkon’s right hand, she loves her son, Lotor, and wants to protect him, In slightly creepy ways like looking through other people’s eyes and making a clone out of a dead person. (Shiro) She then sacrifices herself to save the universe with Allura. WHO DIDN’T DESERVE TO DIE DREAMWORKS!!!!!

Random Person: I need your hair to clone you

Random person #2: Stop being such a Haggar!

Haggar by GamerKitty500 April 6, 2019

Haggar'ed 

Beaten, bruised, messed up, pulverized. Named after Mayor Mike Haggar from the classic beat-em-up video game Final Fight, used to describe someone who has taken a severe beating.

"Dude, I just totally Haggar'ed that guy!"

Haggar'ed by iressivor August 28, 2008

Haggar Elementary School 

An elementary school a part of the west cluster of Plano where kids learn the fundamentals of drugs and the absolutely necessary art of defying authorities. You learn the basics of the hood.

Haggar Elementary School teaches you nothing

Haggar Elementary School by The fracture April 14, 2019

Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark

The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.

Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.

Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark by Ted Lehcats December 2, 2010

Mike Haggar 

The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.

Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.

Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.

Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.

Haggar piledrives sharks every day.

Mike Haggar by AngelMekk February 28, 2020

Nick Haggar 

Loudest thing on earth. Never quiet. Needs to be put the bed. Sleeps best with Oliver Davey and Matt Cardano by his side. Doesn't clean dishes.

My Nick Haggar has been acting up lately.

Nick Haggar by ac54321 February 11, 2022

Sammy Hagar paradox 

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

Sammy Hagar paradox by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010