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a Boulton can mean either one of two things

1) A socially retarded person with eyes like a fish. Says awkward things and likes samosas.

or

2) The biggest pimp this side of p diddy. Sick at sports (like table tennis) and a playa at scoring the chicks (especially small ones).

Originates from the first Milky Bar Kid whose name was Boulton. Originally quite annoying and awkward he eventually grew up to be a dubstep artist.
Dude: Man you're such a boulton!
Man: Dude there's no need for that!
Dude: Nah I meant the good kind of boulton Man!
Man: Thanks Dude!
1. a word that can take the place of any word in a sentence, especially if it is not appropriate at the time or place; a euphemism word
2. sometimes used for confusion of newcomers in a group conversation
instead of
"Damn, I wanna fuck that guy."
use
"Damn, I wanna boulton that guy."
boulton by BD Ninja July 16, 2008
Often used to describe a person who will believe anything..ultimately very gullible.
"Jesus you are boulton.. you will believe anything ha ha"
Boulton by The Goonbot July 2, 2021
Yeah I’m a boulton from Rio Rancho homes
Boulton by Jayyinla March 28, 2019

boulton-block 

(n.) When another party not only cock-blocks you, but then proceeds to take the one you were with and hooks up with said person.
Man I was putting so much work in on this girl last night, but this guy swooped in and boulton-blocked me. Next thing I know they're hooking up in the back room.
boulton-block by fenian7 November 26, 2010

ark boulton academy

Such a shit school were all the student are forced to be dressed up as bumblebee and are suffered and treated like prisoners 🤢 if you want to get a taste of ark boulton academy follow the instructions below:
When you wake up scream "growing together reaching higher" no matter what happening or your not going to be a MEMBER OF ARK BOULTON FAMILY.
Then you will scream "why is it important that we achieve" we attend so we an achieve(suffer)"
After you scream that you scream " class of 2019,2020,2021 etc

And then next experience yourself getting lectured by your teacher for not screaming it loudly and then if you look around YOU ARE NO LONGER A PART OF THE ARK BOULTON FAMILY😂
Person 1: Eww is that ark boulton academy
Person2: as you can see it is student waking around with vibrant yellow stripes looking like poor bumblebee
Person1:ewww Astagfirullah 🤢
Person 2: trust me i know i can see the yellow stripes from miles away. ~raziaa
ark boulton academy by Rani 😂❣ December 14, 2018