Ms bratley is an old saggy tits whore who gives u really bad grades for no reason which is mean and it like really just bullies iu and like she is so mean when u try and be a good student she just bullies just and maybe she should just deal with the hate and maybe stop being such a bitch
Me: *puts hand up*
Ms. Bradley: *tits carrying her down* yEs STuDEnt (ew)
Me: *woah* The left ventricle has thicker walls due to bla bla-
Ms . Bradley: uH WrOng wow maybe if u payed attention u woud get it right!!
Another student she likes: *hand up* *chewing gum*
Ms. Bradley: yes my hOly StUdEnt?
Another student she likes: *says wrong answer and starts playing on her laptop*
Ms. Bradley: wow my holy god you are so wise please take me to harvard with u
(noun) witty sayings by uninvited and frequent junior office intruder, who answers to Brad, Bradley or Sir Bradley. (note: the occurrence of a bradleyism in no way detracts from the instrusiveness of the unwanted visit.)
Bradleyism #1: "Too bad Atkins doesn't get rid of pure evil."
Bradleyism #2: "Rub my bum."
Bradleyism #3: "Why would you want 6 inches of metal when you already have 12 inches of wood."
Bradleyism #4: "I'm old fashioned. I prefer Roofies."