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The word Kipling (or Mr Kipling) means 'exceedingly good'. It derives from British advertisements for Mr Kipling bakery products, whose cakes are 'exceedingly good'. Used in the playground it becomes a much hipper way to say something otherwise pretentious.
Jo: Good match last night?
Sam: Yeah, kipling bruv.
Kipling by Poppins February 26, 2005
An act in a vaudeville joke with sly reference to the classic writer Rudyard Kipling.
Do you like Kipling?

I don't know, I've never tried it.
Kipling by werelemming September 19, 2005

Kiplinged 

Extremely hammered. Wasted, fucked up, faded, blacked-out, etc. A reference to the water monitor lizard from Jessie.
"Dude Kyler is MIA and apparently he drank 3 Four Lokos. Have you seen him?"
"Yeah, he's in his room drunk texting his ex. Buddy's absolutely Kiplinged."
"Fuck."
Kiplinged by Mr. Steven Buscemi March 22, 2022
A form of cheating while doing pull-ups, whereby and individual struggling to do another abruptly jerks the knees upward to provide extra lift and remove the weight of said body parts from the lift equation.
A move, that in the military, will only get you extra pull-ups later for cheating so do them right and sweat it out.
SGT: " Gimmie ten more maggots, and no kipping or you'll be on KP patrol till graduation. "
kipping by QuantumZ October 4, 2006
British slang for having a nap, sleeping.
"I fancy a kip as I am really tired.."

"Sorry, I didn't hear the phone..I must have been kipping when you rang.."
kipping by Amy June 28, 2004

Mr Kipling 

A brand of cakes, pies and baked goods made in Carlton, South Yorkshire and marketed in the United Kingdom, Ireland and Australia.
K1 N15 Bando - Straight to the cake like Mr Kipling
Mr Kipling by L3gion Legacy February 4, 2021