Jeremey

An amazing guy, very talented, very handsome, cute, overall a loving, caring human being. Has a large dick which leads to girls always asking for nudes or girls saying "Thats enough nudes for the night" but knows they want them so bad. He also is very loyal, he may not seem like it because all the hoes he gets but is in fact a loyal guy. He goes raw and his pull out game is strong. He can pull out if you want him to at any given time! If you really want him to use protection you will have to give him 3 good reasons.

Girl 1: Girl who is that fine guy over there?

Girl 2: He is the cute guy with a big dick!

Girl 1 & 2: He has a Jeremey dick!

Jeremey by __xx_alisha_xx__ June 7, 2016

jeremey

Trippin; a crazy off the wall kind of person. One with great ideas the dull and boring do not like, a spark in a can of gasoline, and firework in your hand. His wit is as sharp as his mind, a cunning bastard, a sneaky bastard.

Person1: Hey look at the tall blonde jeremey creature walking

Person2: yes the rare trippin, the man the myth the legend.

jeremey by theonetheonlysersmoke October 22, 2014

Jeremey

A man who moves from your neighborhood but thinks he should stay on your neighborhood Facebook pages because he doesn’t’t Have any friends.

Dude why does Jeremey post so much?
He doesn’t even live here!

Jeremey by El Jefé March 24, 2019

jeremey

A douchebag, lying sack of shit, thinks he's black, talking about black history month but he's not. Thinks his bmw is cool but it's gay, mommy and daddy bought it. Has a small dick based on the pictures he sends everyone. Also, a cheater, faggot, cunt, and an overall piece of shit.

Have you seen that BMW over there?

Yea, must be a Jeremey.

jeremey by Tomahawk. February 6, 2014

Jeremey

he look like nahzir and got lots money

yo ema like jeremey

Jeremey by Kdkdkssks July 1, 2021

Jeremey Breit 

Getting a Blowjob by a girl name eva on a plane to Beruit. prounced bright like the sun

Person1: DId you hear what person 3 did

person2: he went on vacation to lebanon and got a jeremey breit

Jeremey Breit by lionofzion June 4, 2009

Old Man Jeremy 

An Old Man Jeremy ("OMJ") is a muffin topped middle aged beta male who is completely under the thumb of his significant other.

An Old Man Jeremy loves to toady and is actually quite remarkable in that he has no backbone yet can still apparently walk upright!

An OMJ, being devoid of testosterone, lives in perpetual fear of encounters with real men and feisty alpha ladies.

Billy: Alec has been turned into such a gimp by Gilly! He's packed on the blubber and doesn't come to the gym anymore!
Dave: Yeah dude, Gilly's got him wearing turtle necks and cleaning the shitter!
Billy: Christ, what an Old Man Jeremy!
Dave: Yip, poor SOB is a straight up OMJ!

Old Man Jeremy by Seymour B. Oundas September 2, 2021