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Ker-snatch

An exclamation that refers to the instantaneous burglary of an item, usually transferring ownership (Usually done with brute force while the victim is not aware)
Tim wouldn't unlock the car til he was done, so I came up from behind and ker-snatched the keys and ran to the car and locked him out
Ker-snatch by Cicatriz December 29, 2004

stall-ker 

a person who, despite there being open bathroom stalls in the restroom, insists on waiting (usually impatiently) for the bathroom stall you are in.
even though there were a dozen stalls open, i couldn't get a minute in the big stall without someone jiggling the handle for me to get out. some people are such stall-kers!
stall-ker by jgal66 June 17, 2013

surprise motherf**ker 

Memorable quote from the tv show "Dexter" that was told by James Doakes, now it is a meme. Obv
*stealing a car*

Cop:
-surprise motherf**ker

Noor Arina you should stop being mean because Kelly Ker teach me and have more followers too.

Noor Arina you should stop being mean because Kelly Ker teach me and have more followers too.
Noor Arina you should stop being mean because Kelly Ker teach me and have more followers too.

Kersal Massive 

A UK 'rap' group, featuring 'C-Mack', 'Little Fuckin' Kev' and 'Ginger Joe'.

C-Mack lives by the code 'Fuck, peace!', while Little Fuckin' Kev spends his days smokin' da reefer in the corner of various forms of public transport. Buses, trains, planes; you name it, he'll be smoking a reefer in the corner of it. And what of Ginger Joe I hear you ask? He had only this to say: "Yeah man, yeah man." Wise words from a wise man. These guys don't fuck about.
C-Mack: "We know how to do it, Kersal Massive!"
Kersal Massive by voltayD June 6, 2013

Kersey Curve 

A curve placed on a test when the whole damn class knows nothing. Test with this type of curve only require 20% to get a B.
Tomas: I think I may have got above a thirty percent.
Jack: Don't worry man, after that Kersey Curve you'll probably get an A.
Kersey Curve by Curve Rider January 20, 2017