tie a tie 

When a man ties his tie around his neck.

Wife: Honey, your'e late for work, what are you doing in there that's taking forever?

Husband: I'm trying to tie my tie. It's actually very hard to tie a tie!

tie a tie by xxhellod June 22, 2010

tie a cherry 

to be able to do what most can’t, to be the best or most successful at something

She’s the greatest singer, rapper, dancer and performer of this generation. She can tie a cherry.

tie a cherry by cherrygzb February 21, 2022

A Tie 

Stupidest fucking thing to get your father on Father's Day

End of story

what did i get on fathers day? oh i just got a fucking tie

btw i'm not a father, i just think that just giving your father a tie, is like telling your father that all he does is work. why not get him a shirt or a pair of sneakers?

A Tie by Not a bum June 16, 2013

Sportin a tie

Walking around with your dick hanging out of your pants.

Rock out with your cock out? No, we're more professional than that. We prefer sportin a tie.

Sportin a tie by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 25, 2011

Tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick 

adj. An action meant to be directed at a political, social, or economic issue but having only purely symbolic value, often at the expense of time and energy action that could have been put to something consequential. So named because it feels good to do but does no good.

Person #1: Hey, are you gonna wear a safety pin on your hat to the anti-fascism parade to show solidarity with gay Muslim trans women?
Person #2: No, you ducking slacktivist, I'm on my way to an ACLU meeting to volunteer with their voter-registration drive because I prefer to do things that actually make a difference instead of wasting my time on tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick bullshit.

Tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick by UnfrozenCaveman January 22, 2017

Tie a Knot 

Tie a Knot - To hang yourself/To prepare to die

M:I'll go "tie a knot"
Y:No please you have so much to live for!

Tie a Knot by HazenZ December 18, 2022

how to tie a noose 

When your Life have no matter anymore, so you take a rope and tie a noose.

person 1:HI dude, what are you doing?
person 2:Just Learning how to tie a noose so i can hang myself.

how to tie a noose by Theredpie May 12, 2017