patterson,ca

the illest town in cali.

patterson's sick

patterson,ca by tommy August 15, 2003

Patterson california 

a place with hella mexican beaner ass mexicans that think their all gangsters but in reality they can get beat up by an old man with both hands tied behind his back

ay fool ima dust this scrap cuz he said he wanted to throw down thats how it is out here in Patterson California

Patterson california by Hessisthename April 9, 2011

Patterson California 

A field-workers paradise

Patterson California is a place with lots of fields surrounding it,and lots of field workers go there to work and never leave.

Patterson California by richard fitzsnuggly November 9, 2011

carly patterson 

The best and most beautiful gymnast ever
fuck you Da B. u cant get her.

Carly patterson rocks.

carly patterson by mr. jmh January 21, 2005

carly patterson 

A 16-year-old gymnast who earned a gold medal with the US team at the Athens olympics. Considered quite attractive, she resides in Allen, Texas, just 20 minutes north of Dallas.

Carly Patterson is a superb gymnast.

carly patterson by Kevin the Great July 26, 2005

carly patterson 

Young gymnast whose legendary calmness yet explosive skills won her the all-around gold medal at the 2004 Olympic games in Athens.
Carly traineds at WOGA (World of Olympic Gymnastics Academy) in Plano Texas.

Carly Patterson? Damn, that girl has abs!

carly patterson by bleedingstar June 17, 2006

male pattern cameltoe

When a man has pants or shorts on that are so tight that his junk is clearly outlined in them or provides the viewer with an almost "wedgie" appearence.

Gross, that guy suffers from Male Pattern Cameltoe his pants are so tight.

male pattern cameltoe by ImBringingBloggingBack September 30, 2006