you: ahhhh!!!!!
boyfriend: wat?!?! (lifts Snuggie from ur face)
you: SNUFFICATE!!!!!
boyfrined: it was all part of the plan, my dear...all part of the plan
boyfriend: wat?!?! (lifts Snuggie from ur face)
you: SNUFFICATE!!!!!
boyfrined: it was all part of the plan, my dear...all part of the plan
by hawthorne.heights January 24, 2010
Get the Snufficate mug.The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.
I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.
John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.
John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.
by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011
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When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)
Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you
Man 1: yeahhh!!!!
woman 1: lay down baby
Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................
*man cums*
*end*
Man 1: yeahhh!!!!
woman 1: lay down baby
Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................
*man cums*
*end*
by TJeva October 5, 2005
Get the smuffocate mug.The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.
Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.
This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.
Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.
This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.
(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.
Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?
Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?
by Angeliana Ondarian May 9, 2017
Get the stuffocated mug.When a person has too many things crammed into their home/apartment/car, to the point where you/they cannot breathe (metaphorically-speaking).
by Chriz01840 December 26, 2008
Get the stufficating mug.1. The lack of oxygen to the human body eventually causing death if no oxygen is given.
2. A song by groups like Finger Eleven and Cold.
2. A song by groups like Finger Eleven and Cold.
1. The murderer used a plastic bag to suffocate his victim.
2. "Talk to me, can you listen to me now? Do you understand? Can you identify?" -Finger Eleven
2. "Talk to me, can you listen to me now? Do you understand? Can you identify?" -Finger Eleven
by The Metal Mallet October 7, 2004
Get the suffocate mug.The act of sufficating your partner with your vagina while receiving oral sex. This is usually done while the female is stradling her partner's face while on top of him/her.
*cough* *cough* *wheez* "Honey, can you arch up a bit more, you'll smufficate me if you keep grinding on my face like that!"
"Man, I was with this complete freak guy last night, and all he kept begging me for was to smufficate him!"
"Man, I was with this complete freak guy last night, and all he kept begging me for was to smufficate him!"
by Dean the Mean Machine December 9, 2008
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