The need to keep tons of things for "sentimental" reasons. The inability to get rid of anything. Usually involves the need to rent storage lockers, because every room in the house and basement is already filled with sentimental knick-knacks and memorabilia.

When Jane moved out of her house, she needed to rent 3 storage lockers to store all of the things she couldn't part with. She suffered from Sentimental Retardation.

Sentimental Retardation by jcbailaz October 30, 2011

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Señoriental

1. A hybrid of Señor and Oriental.

2. An Oriental who frequently hangs out with Mexicans, and speaks better Spanish than most of them.

Mexican: "Mira que este chino tiene olores de pescado!"
TRANSLATION:(Man, this Oriental stinks like fish!)

Oriental: "Perdon, estuve en el rincon de la concha de tu mama."
TRANSLATION:(Pardon me, I was hanging out in the corner of your mom's vagina.)

MEXICAN: Man, this guy is a regular Señoriental.

Señoriental by TheDrunkard2k September 1, 2010

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Sensimental

The feeling of longing for people you haven't seen in years or family, but only when you're high.

"Man last night I was cruising some gravel and I got super sensimental."

"Wanna smoke?" "No, thanks my grandma just died I don't want to get sensimental."

Sensimental by PJ Sprinkles July 11, 2012

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