Basically saying "What?" but with an accent to completely throw off whoever you are questioning within a conversation, debate, confrontation, argument, etc.
An adjective describing the process in which blondes attempt to think or brainstorm many ideas and their brain capablity is too limited to retain any information whatsoever; a blonde moment or brain fart; not understanding shit because of your hair color.
Barbie was wharting away as Ken tried to help her feed the dog because she was feeding him lettuce.
"Is this tuna or chicken?" Jessica Simpson wharted.