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look at shimmeh, god hes a PLAYBOi
shimmeh by Anonymous May 23, 2003
GOD LOOK AT THE STUD , SHimmEH HES A PLAYBOi
shimmeh by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Shimmeh Kongo 

Referring to a man having oral sex with a monkey.
HOLY SHIT that guy is having A SHIMMEH KONGO!!!
Shimmeh Kongo by Billy f. January 14, 2008

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.
Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

Shimmerance 

An object that has a shimmering glow to it
"That's a nice necklace but, it lacks shimmerance....."
Shimmerance by Bassidhound September 18, 2012

Shimmerick 

A 'Shimmerick' occurs when a person tells a story and/or explains a situation in such detail where the original point of the story or situation has been lost.
Ky "So...wait...what? I'm confused...what were we talking about? Oh....it's kind of like when....."

Pi "Don't you dare 'Shimmerick' on me."
Shimmerick by Shimmerick1993 June 23, 2016