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Mendelson 

The name for when you tear your ballsack right down the middle by furiously masturbating
"I'm in so much pain that I can't even walk!"
"What happened?"
"I pulled a Mendelson last night, that's why!"
Mendelson by Greasy Daberoni April 23, 2019
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Mendelson 

Shaddy characters that lie, cheat, and steal; tend to be greasy individuals; see hood or wigger
My next door neighbor is such a mendelson
Mendelson by Kulig May 3, 2006

mangenson 

a word to describe something haxs..or wicked cool..or newman...or u can replace a first or last name with it..came from sponge bob
look at that nigga mangenson over there

Hotep Mangenson
mangenson by bubba hotep(dan) March 3, 2005

Mendelson 

Synonym for jerk/asshole/over-all waste of time and sperm
you will have a hard time finding his penis, its in his "girl"friend's purse and its so small she can't even find it
irritating laugh
What a Mendelson thing to do!
That guy is such a Mendelson!
Ew is that mendelson walking by? yes it is, I can smell it

mendeson 

A hard working kind love people always put other over them self if u find a MENDESON hold on't to him for life
Girl: is that mendeson your high school crush

Next girl: yes he will never notice me though
mendeson by NAHKEEPUP November 24, 2021