''While sandra was asleep, her
boyfriend Joe, did gone and gave her a big ol' loggerhead.''
''What's a loggerhead?''
''I'm glad you asked. It's basically shitting on someones forehead''
''Well this has been
educational. Thanks!''
''You're
extremely welcome, Betty.''
or...
''God, Sandra is such a cunt sometimes!''
''I agree, Joe. Shall we give her a loggerhead as punishment?''
''Yes. Then we should steal from her.''