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hypstopia 

The Dystopian fool's paradise that results when hipsters have finally completely consumed and cannibalized culture and anyone who has had anything to say against it has been effectively suppressed, ignored, and/or stigmatized. A prevailing blandness (despite often loud fashion styles) permeates all in existence. Elitism with a D.I.Y. look masks a gentrified consumer slave state that is destined to consume itself. Narcissism is masked by a shrill, hyper-"sensitive" obsession with political correctness for the sake of it and the appearance of diversity without the mess of the actual thing. A blase "enthusiasm" (at best) for "creativity and diversity" masks an innate fatalism and a rampant sense of apathy. All previous cultures and subcultures are dead and/or assimilated. Anger at the overhyped stagnation is considered by most to be reactionary, hateful, and even bigoted. The soul of all culture is dead while zombie hipsters play with its corpse and wear smug smirks on their faces and call it an act of counterculture when all they're really doing is sucking each other off and declaring themselves the arbiters of good taste, intellect, art, outsider lifestylism, etc. Everyone else left alive is too rich to care, too brainwashed to object, too bigoted to prove the hipsters wrong, and/or too desperate, powerless, and voiceless to make a difference.
When living in a hypstopia, authenticity is like sex. Both fetishized and stigmatized, it is used to sell everything but the real thing.
hypstopia by VyleK October 14, 2012
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hypsteria 

var: hipsteria
related forms: hypsterical, adj.

noun

1. An uncontrollable outburst of extreme emotion caused by anything related to hipster culture.

2. The condition of being a hipster in a state of overwhelming emotion.
Travis reached the point of hypsteria over the $1 PBR bottles at the Holiday Cocktail Lounge.

The summer blackout in Williamsburg caused mass hypsteria for nearly 48 hours.
hypsteria by sweesmees April 17, 2009
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Hipstorian 

A pontificating, preening and obtuse human person who has an emotional opinion on past events based on nothing but conjecture and complaint or a total misrepresentation or misunderstanding of facts.
An hipstorian at Starbucks just tried to explain to another guest how he was a huge fan of the band Mumford and Sons years prior to the “Sons” being born and joining their father’s group and that he owns all of Mumford’s OG work on cassette tape.
Hipstorian by Snreves January 26, 2020

Hypstonite

Anything that deters a Hipster, Such as anything that is popular or mainstream. A Hipster's Kryptonite.
Dude, Gangnam Style is complete Hypstonite.
Hypstonite by MaxX November 19, 2012

Hypotonia 

Hypotonia is a lack of muscle tone which is the amount of tension/resistance to stretch in a muscle.

This could cause developmental delay in infants. Such as walking, running, etc could be later than expected.
Oh and constipation, but don't worry about that 😜(worry about it)

Sincerely, someone with a embarrassing medical history
"And what is your medical history?"

"UHHHMMMMM... Hypotonia 😎💧"

"😨"
Hypotonia by ZincDefines August 26, 2023