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hyperslapped

When you smoke DMT one too many times and the entities decide to humble you. It's the DMT equivalent of a bad trip. Some people say they have PTSD from it.
Man, I smoked too much deems last night and the machine elves hyperslapped me.

hypervapelating

when u rip ur vape so much and don’t take a second to breathe normal air
“girl i ripped his juul like 20 times in a span of 45 seconds, i was hypervapelating”

Hyperlaser 

Hyperlaser: I will see you in Hell.
Boombox: WHA- *dies phrom eviscerating ray*
Hyperlaser: One down.
Hyperlaser by Nixelationz December 19, 2024

hyperasexual

A contradictory symptom, manifested by the lack of pleasure in sexual activity, with excessive physical capacity for this. It develops in people taking SSRI antidepressants and anabolic steroids.
-"Hey boy! Would you like to go on date to have sex with me?
- "Sure, but later. Let's be friends, for a three months in the beginning"
- "You are a strange... Why?"
- "I am hyperasexual. I can and want but can't and do not want"
hyperasexual by Jay Tee September 15, 2022

hyperlaxed

A state of being both hyper and relaxed at the same time, usually caused by excessive caffeine intake combined with exercise or physical activity. You have tons of energy, but somehow still feel calm and locked in.
“I had two energy drinks before the gym and now I’m hyperlaxed — my heart is racing but I could also take a nap.”

“After my workout and pre-workout combo, I hit peak hyperlaxed mode.”
hyperlaxed by marieliza May 29, 2026

Hop on Hyperlazer'd

A saying of whoever says it to a person that person must get on hyperlazer'd on roblox and do rough bum sex
Yo bro hop on hyperlazer'd

Sure bro *pulls down pants and begins to get bum fucked*
Hop on Hyperlazer'd by cilantrosalami September 11, 2025