goosher 

The smell that rushes out of a the cushion because a previous fart that someone left there.

Someone sits in a chair and farts and the smell is trapped. The next person that sits makes the smell goosh out leaving you to be the victim of a goosher.

goosher by swayzman_50 February 19, 2008

goosher 

Someone who likes to get their drink on a bit too much but isn't officially an alcoholic...yet.

Nathan: "Drinks tonight?"

Me: "Again? That's every night this week! Dude, you are turning into a fully fledged goosher!"

goosher by ebonyeyes July 16, 2011

goocher 

When picking odd man out by flipping coins, a goocher is when all coins land tails side up. See: Stand By Me

Oh man, that's a goocher

goocher by Tresser McKay May 12, 2004

Goocher 

from the classic movie "Stand by Me".

Chris: Girls call it. We'll flip for it.

Gordie: Okay. Odd man goes?

Teddy: That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod!

Vern: Four tails! Oh Jesus, man, that's a goocher!

Others: Come on man. That doesn't mean anything!
Vern: No man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken
and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me

they were flipping for beers. An' they came up a goocher just before

they got into the car. And bang! They all got totalled! I don't like

this. Sincerely.

Teddy: Verno! Nobody believes in that crap about moons and goochers! It's

babystuff! Now come on. Flip again. Gonna flip or not?

Ah man, I just drew the Queen of Spades three times in a row. That's a goocher if I have ever seen one.

Goocher by The Market Huddle April 13, 2020

Goopher 

A made up word by someone who doesn’t know the word “gopher”. The origin comes from a gay Swedish man named Timmy that claims he’s “the best Golf Clash player in the world”.

I can’t believe that ball didn’t go in the hole. It’s almost like there was a “goopher” in there!

Goopher by GeoffreyK July 20, 2018

Gootherus 

First Described by the eminent anatomist D.D, the gootherus describes the whole female reproductive system from the Vagina to Fallopian tubes. These were formally known as the “Hoop”, “Gearbox”, “Cuntbag” and the “Burst Mattress” . If a woman of the female persuasion has an issue with her gootherus, then she attends a gootherologist. Gootherology is the medical specialism and requires intimate knowledge of the gootherus, gootherbox, clunge, Cunt and gearbox

“ I had a pain in my Gootherus, so I have to see the Gootherologist”
“I lost a welly in the marshy bog and need to see a Gootherologist”
“I broke her Gootherus by horsing it up to the back axel”
“The Gootherologist says I’m a chronic Cuntbag”

Gootherus by Gootherologist2020 November 24, 2020

Goother 

An irish expression meaning vagina, pussy, beaver, fanny.

Give us a look at your goother!!

Goother by Ross. MacKay August 7, 2007