frankasm 

Frankasm

An orgasm that is experienced at the same time as taking a dump. This was popularized during the 16th century by the Frank clan of the upper Fecal highlands of Gyvyrydnwrnwydnshire who, out of necessity, had to perform their sexual acts while simultaneously dispensing with their dinners from the night before during long sieges undertaken by invading clans from Creepsville, Pennsylvania.

Guy who wrote this: Man, I just had an awesome Frankasm. The terrible smell of my dump canceled out the awesome smell of my orgasm, and now I just smell normal.

Other random guy: You should probably go see a therapist.

frankasm by FrankasmLover October 14, 2011

Frankgasm 

Feeling produced when watching Frank Underwood from the show House of Cards say something so utterly badass it makes you almost orgasm.

Paul : Dude, did you watch the second season of House of Cards ?
James : Yeah, man, when Frank called Linda a backstabbing vomit-inducing bitch, I got a Frankgasm.

Frankgasm by kikoplou February 23, 2014

Franksmanship

The manner displayed through the entirety of a day in which a Frank, out-Franks all bystanders with tremendous success and poise.

By drinking that whole bottle of vodka on saturday morning, Frank showed his high quality of Franksmanship for the remainder of the day.

Franksmanship by fearthedeer March 2, 2011

Frankasourus 

The name of a dinosaur if its first name was Frank.

The caveman had a pet Frankasourus named Frank.

Frankasourus by combatmedic91 July 12, 2011

frankism 

When "Frank the Tank" or "Frank and Beans" uses a word that is way beyond the relms of his vocabulary in the wrong context and makes himself look like a complete and utter moron.

Frank: My brain is so awesome it observes everything!
T-Ray: Frank...Don't you mean your brain absorbs? (frankism)

Frank: I'm going through a moral delima right now. I can't decide whether to do my homework or work on my car after work.
T-Ray: Wait...what? A moral delima? (frankism)

frankism by T-Owens April 23, 2008

Frankism 

A tale of complete and utter bullshit, that is thoroughly and actively believed by the cretin stating it - despite the fact that he has just dreamt it up...

Oh no, you just won't believe the frankism that he came out with this morning.

Frankism by Sad in Switzerland May 17, 2020

frangasm

a sexy dark skinned black female that everyone wants to have sex with but she only loves an older white man

when she walked by i almost had a frangasm

frangasm by rextasty October 15, 2020