Roose 

A boy who has known to have a lego-shaped head. he had a mole. he is extremely good at math, and the sciences. BUt has an extremely hot body, and face (even though it is shaped like a lego man's head.) Extremely generic voice (which is hard to listen in on conversations...because you don't know who is talking) and generic hair cut (harder to stalk in large crowds.) He plays hockey, and golfs with barbie. He has a very big buldge, and nice ass!! ;)

"Whoo....is that a Roose"
"I can't tell...he's in a large crowd"
"Ya, that's definately him, he is definately hot!"

Roose by Ben Ying June 7, 2008

roose 

a hottie with a body that men like to stare at and know that they cant have but everyone wants. she is so pleasing to the eye and eyecatcher. and all the guys want to flaunt their money at her b/c she is a money guzzeler. golddigger but men dont mind because she is so gorgous to be with they will spend every penny to have her on their arm. girls are jelous and men love her.

Did you see Roose today she is looking mighty fine but i am to broke for her.

roose by Shawna April 29, 2004

Roose the Caboose 

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Roose the Caboose by roosethecaboose January 28, 2021

Teddy Roosevelt 

First off, Teddy Roosevelt is not human. He is a quantum fourth dimensional being. His physical form is the only way our mortal minds can perceive his greatness. During the Spanish-American War, it is said Teddy Roosevelt made the Rough Riders. False. Teddy Roosevelt was the Rough Riders. He was a literal one man army. He could liquify people with his intense stares and melt their organs with a twitch of his perfect mustache. Teddy Roosevelt became a cowboy once, but this was not by choice. He just decided to take advantage of his ability to whistle and summon horses straight from the ground. Teddy Roosevelt was once shot before trying to give a speech. The only thing stopping the bullet from entering his heart was the speech in his breast pocket. He gave the speech anyways, bleeding profusely. The doctor just started operating on him during his presentation. But see, Teddy Roosevelt cannot be harmed. His body is made of pure stem cells. He merely allowed his body to be harmed to woo the crowd. All medical records of Teddy Roosevelt have been hidden away, because each time he was cut open to be operated on, they just found a smaller Teddy Roosevelt inside of him. Not a baby, but a homunculus, monocle included. It is said Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep. His Vice President stated that should Teddy have been awake, there would have been a fight. This is partly true. Teddy would in fact have gone mano y mano with the grim reaper himself.

"Dude! Chuck Norris jokes are great!"
"Obviously you haven't heard of our lord and savior Teddy Roosevelt."

Teddy Roosevelt by SirGiggles February 15, 2017

Theodore Roosevelt 

The manliest US President of all Time.
Resume: Boxer, Police Chief, Author, Hunter, got shot in the middle of a speech and then continued it for 2 more hours.

Theodore Roosevelt had his wife and child dead on the same day. :(

Theodore Roosevelt by Sgt. Nexel March 3, 2020

rodserlingesque 

In reference to Rod Serling, the creator and creepy narrator of the original Twilight Zone TV episodes from the '60s when an occurance or an event is so bizarre that it's similar to something that might happen in one of the episodes. Less shock and fright but more paranormal, spooky, that skin crawling feeling you get when your extremely piss-drunk uncle accidentally gets into bed with you.

"Your uncle climbed into bed with me last night."
" What? I beat him to death years ago when he tried to molest me... in that bed."
"A ghost?! OMG! How rodserlingesque! 'Cuz he sure seemed real to me when he... uh... he um... never mind."

rodserlingesque by The Vanilla Godzilla December 11, 2017

Ronsexual 

Being obsessed with Ronald weasley

Hey who is you love
Oh I’m ronsexual

Ronsexual by Ron’s wife December 29, 2020