Pamela hand 

Palm-of-the-hand
To masturbate

You dont have a girlfriend you're just going home to see Pamela Hand.

Pamela hand by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Pamela hand and her five friends 

To masturbate.
A sad persons way of saying they dont have a sexual partner.

'Tonight i'm going on a date with Pamela Hand and her five friends'

Pamela hand and her five friends by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Pamela Handerson 

euphemism for male masturbation. often used in order to replace words that may cause offence.

'I'm bored, think i may go have a visit from pamela handerson.'
'You look happpy, pamela handerson been visiting?

Pamela Handerson by Rico Demerius January 17, 2008

Pamela Handerson 

My right hand with which I stroke.

I had sex last night with Pamela Handerson.

Pamela Handerson by rocketman January 30, 2005

Palmela Handerson 

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.

Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.

Palmela Handerson by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019

Palmela Handerson 

The name given to the hand a guy uses to masterbate.

Meet my girlfriend Palmela Handerson.(Shows his right hand)

Palmela Handerson by 6B October 30, 2007

Palmela Handerson 

The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.

"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."

Palmela Handerson by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018