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Monkeyed off my goose

A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.
I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.

Moneydump 

Takin a duece while on the company clock. Originating in Southern NJ.
Employee 1: Man, I really hate when i have to take a dump at work.

Employee 2: Dude, you're crazy! I'm all about the straight up gold producing MONEYDUMPS!!!!
Moneydump by ONLYNOD July 6, 2011

Moneygeddon

After the realisation that words like recession and credit crunch simply aren't modern or cool enough, it came to light that the economic crisis had to be rebranded to something new.

Hence, "Moneygeddon" was born. It's a definition more in touch with both the youth of today, and audiences of all ages - it represents both the simplicity and danger of the current crisis.

Moneygeddon merchandise is now on sale, including the trademark Epic Fail Gordon Brown t-shirts. Don't be left behind.
"Did you see that awesome Moneygeddon mug on Newswipe last night?"
Moneygeddon by NDenizen April 26, 2009

Moneydump 

Employee 1: Man, I really hate when i have to take a dump at work.

Employee 2: Dude, you're crazy! I'm all about the straight up gold producing MONEYDUMPS!!!!
Moneydump by ONLYNOD July 6, 2011

moneyeyestitis 

Moneyeyestitis is a disease in which people can not see a thing if it is not respected by money and see things that are respected by money.
The common expression "Money walks, shit talks" can be replaced by the single word moneyeyestitis.
moneyeyestitis by fred ressler April 2, 2017

Moneyery 

Did you see how he looked at the dog? He's a total moneyery.
Moneyery by Friskachu June 13, 2019