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IM CALLING THE POLICE
Girl: Chris! Is that a weed??
Chris: No this is a crayon
Girl: ICTP (IM CALLING THE POLICE)
*dials 911 into microwave*
ictp by corru March 15, 2018
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imcopied 

a fucking retard
would you rather have 1$ or 10$? "I will take the 1$" What are you an imcopied?
imcopied by ImPooron June 17, 2021

imtpwtmp 

imtpwtmp is an acronym of the phrase "I missed the part where that's my problem", famously used in the 2002 movie Spider-Man where Tobey Maguire chooses not to stop a robber stealing money, and the guy who had his money stolen tells Spider-Man that he could've stopped him from escaping with his money to which he replies "I missed the part where that's my problem.
Guy 1: I woke up late because I forgot to set an alarm
Guy 2: imtpwtmp
imtpwtmp by Indenhurst February 20, 2022

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026