phallicing 

The act of cleaning foreskin

I wasn't circumcised so I spend my morning phallicing in the shower

phallicing by Huin Ppang December 23, 2018

phallicious 

A condition or state of being in which a person (female) has a strong and unwavering desire to suck cock/dick and consume/eat semen.

Never have I seen such a woman as phallicious as Betsy. I swear anytime I get around her she's got dick on her breath and looking for the next guy she intends to suck off.

phallicious by Nikki Stixx February 3, 2020

phallicism

the worship or devotion to the penis especially as to fertility

My wife is entranced with phallicism and loves to play with my phallus and I give her what she wants.

phallicism by gringo feliz March 11, 2014

Phallucinating

Noun. The sudden appearance of phallic imagery while in a drug induced state. This means you are gay. Or a woman. Or whatever is worse.

Guy 1 "Dude, my brother was phallucinating yesterday"
Guy 2 "Is he a woman?"
Guy 1 "No..."
Guy 2 "That means he's gay"

Guy 1 "I got these mushrooms but don't want to take them."
Guy 2 "Why?
Guy 1 "Don't want to be gay or a woman."
Guy 2 "Oh, you don't want to phallucinate."

Phallucinating by The Family Hoblong January 28, 2015

Phyllising 

The act of inviting an undesirable person into your conversation or party and then bouncing on your friends.

Pam invited that tool Gary to the party and then phyllised the shit out of us.
Pam has a bad habit of phyllising her friends with freaks that she finds on the street.

Phyllising by Jo-Molpol September 1, 2018

phallicist 

(noun)- one who worships the phallus as a symbol of male generative power (technical); more realistically, one who has a very strong sex drive.

Many ancients were phallicists, as can be judged anthropologically by examining their statues.

One can find many phallicists on the corner of 2nd and 10th.

phallicist by Derek Green October 27, 2006

Phallicious 

A portmanteau of phallic and delicious;

1. Describing a situation of penile ubiquity.
2. Describing a male of exemplary sexual prowess.

Oliver: "Hey Gregory! Yesterday I went to that one phallicious internet sesspool of live-streaming voyeurism and nearly swallowed my own tongue!"
Gregory: "Oliver! I thought I told you to stop using my grandmother's computer to explore your sexuality on ChatRoulette."
Oliver: "Duly noted."
Gregory: "Guffaw!"

Phallicious by Detective Magnus Bojaxhiu. May 13, 2010