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the vanishing by SomePerson1001 August 13, 2011
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the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress
The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.
The American actress Hilary Swank a few years back played the lead in a film called 'Amelia', a biopic about Amelia Earhart. Earhart, for those of you who may not recall, was a famous early 20th century American female aviator who, at the age of 40, mysteriously disappeared and was never seen again. Ever. Which, when you think about it, is right up Hollywood's alley because if you're an actress and you're in Tinseltown and you turn 40, you disappear, too. Never seen again. Never. Ever. The mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress.
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Varnishing the O
1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.
I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!
Varnishing the O by Rowl2000 April 19, 2009
Varnishing the Barn
Varnishing the Barn by BigJustice April 16, 2009
Banishing The White Demons
A male Jerking Off, Pounding Pud, Five Knuckle Shuffle, Stroking It, Playing The Skin Flute, Beating Off
Banishing The White Demons by unknown69a October 6, 2013
Varnishing the door
When you fuck a chick then cum all over labia majora then spread it all over it, let it dry producing a high gloss finish. This can be done after “staining the door “ or with no staining at all... leaving a natural color
Varnishing the door by Richard Dangles January 24, 2020