Splainus
Splainus by VynilAngel December 13, 2018
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Splanus
An anus that has been ruptured, torn or in extreme cases mutilated.
Results from anal penetration (see SIIMA) where the encroaching object (often the penis) has proven to be too colossol for the given anus.
Conversely, the anus may just be inadequate; this matter is subjective.
Can also result from uncommon excretory patterns if the given anus cannot withstand the extensive girth/width of the excrement.
Originates from "split anus" despite new developments suggesting that "splattered anus" would be more appropriate.
Again one must use one's discretion.
Results from anal penetration (see SIIMA) where the encroaching object (often the penis) has proven to be too colossol for the given anus.
Conversely, the anus may just be inadequate; this matter is subjective.
Can also result from uncommon excretory patterns if the given anus cannot withstand the extensive girth/width of the excrement.
Originates from "split anus" despite new developments suggesting that "splattered anus" would be more appropriate.
Again one must use one's discretion.
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)