hetlinger 

the only man that is able to conquer and (violently) destroy any woman in bed

Damn, Hetlinger just destroyed my woman!

hetlinger by AlphaSpaceBear December 6, 2018

Mrs. Hetlinger 

a nasty witch that can't teach for shit and deserves to suck on satan toes

Mrs. Hetlinger can't teach, you should knock her up Jim. might improve her teaching

Mrs. Hetlinger by Underaged onion August 28, 2018

hoeflinger 

Noun - Has more than one meaning. One definition is being a fighter. This person is a master in the art of beating hoes down with no mercy. Additionally, it can be used as another term for pimpin and/or being a playa. This person can pimp hoes like nobody business.

Or as a verb - Their pimp hand is not only strong enough to slap a hoe but fling a hoe ass as across a room as well. This is a very skilled motherfucker.

After a hoe slept with Nikki's man, Nikki called on her Hoeflinger to whoop that hoe ass.

Antonio's hoes know that if they don't have his money in full he will slang they hoein ass until they gets his money. Hoe.

hoeflinger by Nikkibish May 9, 2014

Helsinger 

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.

"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"

Helsinger by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010

hollinger 

To manipulate statistics using dubious formulae so as to show one player or person as better than others.

This is taken from the Hollinger player rankings where various formulae are used that defy common belief.

Chris' stats were hollingered to show that he was better than John.

hollinger by mangoman January 21, 2007

Hemminger 

A morbidly obese and hairy man who craves bacon and encased meats. They are typically found near music venues drinking craft beer.
Also known to be extremely lazy and termed as a "Bear" in the homosexual community.

I need to clean up. I feel like a Hemminger.

Hemminger by Sir Balti February 18, 2011

Makenzie Hemminger 

The strongest, most gorgeous, funniest woman in the world she is absolutely outstanding and draws everyone in that she knows she’ll never know how much she means to her friends and family she is selfless and a true treasure to know

Who is someone that deserves the world ?

Everyone: Makenzie Hemminger

Makenzie Hemminger by Reba mustang August 30, 2021