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Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.
Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?
Bartolo Colon by Frisk This October 3, 2016
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Joe bartolozzi has been in the hills with the dudes.
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Bacolicous 

Anything that has bacon to a great degree of awesomeness.

This can relate to the quantity or quality of the bacon, or also to the presentation.
Breakfast today was bacolicous.
That pig looks bacolicous.

These pictures: http://baconbreath.deluxecode.com/wovenbacon.jpg
Bacolicous by Stubz452 September 30, 2008
A city on the island of Negros in the Philippines, arguably the best city ever. It is knows for the Masskara festival, a parade of masked people dancing through the city streets. It is also know for it's overall super awesomeness. The people are friendly, and it's great to live in. All residents of Bacolod embody the Pinoy spirit, just like any other city in the Philippines. For tourists, hotel accommodations are easy to find and from Bacolod you can visit a lot of other places in Negros.
Dude, I live in Bacolod and it's the best.

I just came back from Bacolod, and now I think I'm a little more awesome.
Bacolod by pacmanawesomepants October 14, 2009