White Wanker

It's a pun derived from White Walker (the game of thrones); Used towards white people, not necessarily derogatory

He's such a white wanker

White Wanker by Cokeface March 14, 2021

Wiggly white wanker

A boy with floppy blonde hair that shows his inner sadness and how he longs to hang it’s often seen over one eye. He cries himself to sleep in secret every night but during the day acts arrogant and above everyone except the ones below him who he sarcastic teases. He also tries his best to like girls but is drawing to boys

That Jonah over there is a wiggly white wanker

Wiggly white wanker by Jonah_creighton February 16, 2022

White Collar Wanker 

An absolute specimen who lives and breathes regurgitating corporate jargon and spamming people with ‘inspirational’ LinkedIn posts.

The average white collar wanker works in recruitment or insurance. He sports a shirt two sizes too small to show off his ‘gains’, drives a shitty BMW and if he has a degree it’s a 2:2 in business from De Montfort University. He thinks going to the gym, calling people ‘mate’ and snorting coke on the reg are a substitute for a personality.

Thinks wearing a suit and being condescending while saying nothing can make up for his l incompetence.

I went for an interview the other week and honestly the guy interviewing me was such a white collar wanker.

White Collar Wanker by Blue_Shoes March 18, 2021

White Bottom Wanker 

Someone who wears Adidas Originals, especially gazelles, with white soles instead of the classic gum sole or other colours.

1: “I got some new gazelles.”
2: “With white soles?”
3: “Yeah, why?”
4: “Piss off, white bottom wanker.”

White Bottom Wanker by liamgallagher1991 December 27, 2022

White Walker 

Is that a trust fund kid gallivanting through a poor neighborhood, spreading the miracle of gentrification with each sip of frappe they take?

Time to move, the White Walkers are here. We won't be able to afford the rent, soon.

White Walker by MILKFIXER February 15, 2021

White Walker 

A creature made from a human mixed with ice magic, something Els from Frozen did in reality.

Tried to invade the known world, but killed by a faceless assassin, after she killed their leader.

Your makeup was so thick, you look like a white walker.

White Walker by Kay Tutan Tayo June 19, 2019

white walker 

to have your way with your wife after she is passed out from drinking, making sure to "get yours" while she dreams of a better world.

"dude, your wife got drunk last night"
"yep, i totally white walkered her"

white walker by johnny donkeyballs October 28, 2013