Tpu

(n.) The sound made when your partner spits on your penis during sex
(v.) The act of having sex.
(adj.) Describes a good looking female (one you would like to have sex with)

Pronounciation: The sound you make when you spit.

(n.)

male: "I need more lubrication"
female: "tpu"

(v.)

That chick is so fucking sexy. I wish I could tpu her!

(adj.)
"Hey Bill! Check out that hot girl, She is a tpu!"

Tpu by tellum83 August 2, 2009

tpu

"tweed pimps unite" a local gang in the streets on north east nsw, south east qld... oh yeah tpu owns!!!!!!!

"jeez how solid is tpu"

tpu by Aussie Pimp May 21, 2009

TPU

noun, Thought Processing Unit,brain.

I can not fiqure out where I parked my car. Use your TPU !

TPU by justathink July 14, 2009

tpuf 

Total Package Ultimate Fucker

That guy has so many ladies wanting his attention because all he cares about is being a TPUF

tpuf by disneyking April 23, 2019

Tpunami 

1. A girl, usually angry, furious, or livid, who takes out her emotion by wreaking havoc on her surroundings.

2. A large herd of females, usually found in pursuit of a male for many reasons, including his good looks, previous douchebag actions, or participation in a Japanese prank.

Phil: "Brian, Bro, what happened to your face?"
Brian: "Let's just say... I tried breaking up with Kellie, and I felt the wrath of the Tpunami... girl can definitely throw a punch."

Chris: "Gawd, sometimes I feel cursed to be Canadian and have gorgeous blonde hair."
Gabe: "What in the world makes you say that?"
Chris: "I just spent the past hour running from a tpunami... apparently some teeny boppers thought I was The Biebs and decided to chase me, trying to get my autograph... fml."

Tpunami by Macleeeee August 30, 2011

tpuched 

a vague threat, mainly used by mexican idiots

you’re going to get tpuched

tpuched by c0lton August 1, 2024