excusetive 

Being full of excuses; always giving an excuse instead of being honest;

She's doesn't have to be so excusetive

excusetive by MjRayne November 8, 2018

excutive 

someone that doesn't know how to spell Executive

Ben: what do you do?

Swati: I'm a excutive
Ben: what's that?
Swati: dunno

excutive by Ghostings August 31, 2017

Mutually Excusive 

Two statements are mutual excusives (and hence, mutually excusive) if they are each given as excuses as to why one can't take part in the other, whilst hiding one's genuine plans.

Sarah: "Sorry Dave, I can't come to the cinema with you later, because I told Louise that we'd have a girls' night in."

Then later,

Sarah: "Sorry Louise, I can't come to girls' night, I promised Dave that I'd go to the cinema with him."

Thus, "going to the cinema with Dave" and "having a girl's night in with Louise" are mutually excusive.

Mutually Excusive by JTFYM December 4, 2012

excuserise 

a concept used to explain why something will miss its deadline. Common in publishing.

Nathan's game review will be late because he's wasted time excuserising why it will be late, rather than finishing the assignment.

excuserise by Melanie September 26, 2004

excuserise 

to think of an excuse and the answer to any question which may arise from that excuse.
basically, making sure you're excuse is a full and matching outfit. not an evening dress with a backpack you grabbed at the last minute.

'so you ready for college today?'
'yeah...i've just got to excuserise before Psych hand in'

excuserise by deathdrop April 20, 2007