Jonesy’s Prick

The largest prick known to man. Sometimes also known as The Frozen Rope, or simply “The Towbar”.

Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.

Jonesy’s Prick makes the Biblical leviathan seem like a subatomic particle.

Jonesy’s Prick by Jonesy’sP February 21, 2019

jonesy special 

Used while playing pool, if someone sinks a ball they didn't mean to, or sinks a ball in a pocket they weren't going for.

A fluke shot.

*Aubry hits the balls hard and one bounces off 3 cushions before sinking in a pocket he wasn't aiming at.
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"

jonesy special by theButcher July 19, 2007

Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.

Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"

Jones's Surprise by Ohaganist November 2, 2010

Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch 

An act occurring during oral sex when one partner eats the other partner's asshole out while the partner receiving oral sex drops a deuce (shits) in the ass licker's mouth, usually in a surprising manner.

The one thing bad about my girlfriend is her strange fetish for performing oral sex on my rectum. So to catch her off guard, I gave her a fat Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch.

Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch by funnywordsgivemeboners1 January 5, 2011

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts 

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek 

A incredibly cringe thought that clickbait and retarded youtubers upload for 6-12 year olds but should be 18 because they kill Minecraft Steve and that cannot happen

Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek is my favourite youtube video.

Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek by my life stinks February 16, 2020

Slobber Jonesy 

Another term that describes getting head, a blow-job, brain, etc.

"I went by shorty crib last night, she hit me with the crazy slobber jonesy!"

Slobber - the oral component
Jonesy (Jonesing - talking)

Combine the two words it means talk to my dick.

Slobber Jonesy by KING-JD February 27, 2009