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Bum Sniffer 

That lucky guy who's wife or female friend lets him bend her over the couch and has her hold her ass cheeks open wide. He applys his nose close to her stink star and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star as he jerks off to the pleasure of the scent and sight of her balloon knot. Possibly progressing further into becoming a bung licker or ultimateley an Anal Intruder.
Linda and I was really horny. I leaned her over the back of the couch and she spread her butt cheeks wide and held them that way. I leaned in and slowly inhaled that delicious funky odor of her bunghole over and over. I pumped away at my hard crank and knew I wouldn't last long. I licked at her gumhole and once I tasted that tangy balloon knot, I erupted like a volcano and gushed one of the biggest loads I've ever shot. I just love being her Bum Sniffer.

bum sniffing hog

when you literally have some fat ass person mooching off you,don't work or do anything but laze around and just about eat everything in your house.Also they're up your ass all the time.
You need to get off my ass ya bum sniffing hog and get a job
bum sniffing hog by Mitzie January 15, 2006

bum sniffle 

when a male enters his member into a girls pooh whole, then she wipes that shit up with her tounge.
hey man, i gave abby a good bum sniffle last night
bum sniffle by jacob chambers August 3, 2009

bum sniffer 

1. A person who sniff bums.
2. A term that can be used in name calling.
Hey...out of my way ya bum sniffer.

bum skiff 

When a person has a sweaty arse and slides one finger along their crack collecting as much moisture as possible, then procedes to creep up behind their victim and run their finger under the victims nose depositing the sweat. Hence a bum skiff.
A: 'Fuck me dude i just gave Garry the best bum skiff ever! It must have smelt like fuckin shit!'

B: 'The poor cunt i bet he was well pissed off.'
bum skiff by rory_mcgrath November 11, 2006