Mordekai 

(Noun / Western God)

The best memelord 100% guaranteed, money back if you don’t like him.
He may /look/ like an emo faggot, but I assure you, he is.
He can’t top ANYONE but your girl.
The most raging bisexual you’ve ever met. He will snort cocaine and probably bomb like 12 cities while he’s at it.

Stear clear of this spicy ass son of a bitch unless you want a 12 inch pipe bomb up your ass in a matter of seconds.

He has his own special holiday on October 19th where all must leave expensive offerings or he will haunt them for eternity, tormenting them with their deepest flaws.

All hail the dark lord Mordekai. He hath risen.

“What offering did you leave for the great Mordekai last week?”
“I only left a half eaten pretzel, and now he won’t stop coming into my dreams and making fun of my failed marriage and love handles.”

Mordekai by onidemon76 September 11, 2018

Pulling a Mordecai 

Never making a move, while not knowing what to do with your hands.

Rigby: "Ahh, stop texting CJ! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Mordecai!"

Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."

Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."

Pulling a Mordecai by Kingto Ultimus May 16, 2014

Pulling a Mordecai 

Never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

I just know I'm gonna be "pulling a Mordecai" when I saw this cute boy at a restaurant.

Pulling a Mordecai by Trash boat May 9, 2014

pulling a Mordecai 

1. Having a crush on someone for a very long time and never making a move.

2. Trying to talk to your crush, but unable to do anything but raise your hands in mid-air and groan unintelligibly.

Ugh, are you texting her again? Dude, stop pulling a Mordecai just tell her you like her.

pulling a Mordecai by Cleverun May 13, 2014

Mordekaiser 

1. Es #1 en brasil.
shield always up, never die

huehuehuehuheue

2. A League of Legends champion - The Master of metal.

1. Morde es#1, shield never lose, always win

2. Dude, this Mordekaiser is overextending again, we should gank him.

Mordekaiser by celona August 12, 2011

Pulling a Mordecai 

The word us Regular Show fans used before simp became popular. Pretty much means the same as the latter.

Cash "You see Seth over there lugging Julie's shit for her?"

Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."

Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."

Pulling a Mordecai by Ramsy Norris April 28, 2021

Mordecai 

The biggest simp of all forms of media.
In the show Regular Show, the character Mordecai has rocky relationships with two girls. He repeatedly messes things up and caters to each girl. In his selfish attempts to get both women, he disrespects not only both girls but his best friend in the process. A true Simp

Me: You know who is one the worst charcacters on Regular Show?
My friend: Who?

Me: Mordecai. He is such a simp.

Mordecai by Torino Pro Wave Brush January 14, 2020