Smeggie 

The male equivalent of Roastie. A man who doesn't take care of his dickie (or has poor hygiene in general) and is overall unattractive.

"WEE WOO WEE WOO SMEGGIE ALERT CODE RED SMEGGIE ALERT"

Smeggie by dajicianoverlord October 17, 2016

Smeggie Smackdown 

When you are your slimes (Friends) Get there cocks out and start having a snowball fight but with the left over smegma you have collected over the years

Oh brother want to join the Smeggie Smackdown

Smeggie Smackdown by NaterHiggers323 October 3, 2020

Smeegie 

A Slang For Cigarette, Usually Used To Denounce The Fact That Nicotine Is Extremely Harmful To One's Self.

Hey Fred, Wanna Go For A Smeegie Break?

Or

I Need A Smeegie.

Smeegie by Capos November 12, 2009

smuggie 

smuggie - a self-satisfied person, sanctimonious, narrow minded, always on the lookout for a chance to impose their standards upon the rest of the world, offensively cheerful, has clever glib little reasons to justify their chastising.

The help forum's smuggie jumped into the thread to save the world from all the "profanity"....ssshhh, someone had actually dared to use the word "fucking".....

smuggie by Princess Mabelia December 13, 2014

smoggie 

A person originating from Teesside, North East England, particularly Middlesbrough and Stockton, usually an avid fan of Premier League side Middlesbrough Football, and the God that is Juninho. Geordie and Mackam haters, and so called because of the Smog produced by the I.C.I chemical plant. Shortened from original nickname of "Smog monster."

The Smoggies painted the town red after Middlesbrough victory in the league cup final 2004 in Cardiff, especially since the Geordies won Jack Shit

smoggie by Julie April 1, 2004

Smoggies

A word used to describe the kind, gentle and successful people of Teesside. Originating from the smog which surrounds the area and comes from ICI. Smoggies can often be found having a few quiet drinks with friends, nattering about key issues effecting the business at a global level and also being fanatical over the most succesful club in the North East - Middlesbrough. Not to be confused with Gerodies & Mackems who, if mythology is to be believed, descended from a race of rats.

Random: Now lads, you lot fuckin Mackems you?
Smoggies: Nor!
Random: Or right you lot fuckin Geordies then?
Smoggies: Err Norr! We're fuckin Smoggies ya mad cunt.

Smoggies by Steel Workers Son July 8, 2011

Smeggle 

A term of endearment used for adorable, usually sleepy, people.

Person 1: Hello, are you ok?

Person 2: No. I feel ill and sleepy.

Person 1: Awwww, poor smeggle.

Smeggle by idiosyncratic16 January 24, 2011