Dick Chilli 

Dick cheese, but with blood in it

I thought my dick stunk, then I realised that I had dick chilli

Dick Chilli by toonsip September 3, 2018

Chilli dick 

When a girl spends months eating chillies so that when her man is being a dick she can offer him anal he will think she's being sweet but the excruciating pain of ring sting kicks in after ejaculation.

Q: my dick is on fire! Aaaaaah!
J: sorry treat me right next time or I will give you another chilli dick.

Chilli dick by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019

Dick Chillington 

When you are having sex with a respectable gentlemen, and he decides to shove his dick in the icebox before sticking his newly made popsicle into your fuckhole.

"Boy, it's hot out today, Miranda, how about we go down to the club and get a couple of Dick Chillingtons!"

Dick Chillington by Goomba Ass Jeans September 13, 2012

Big dick chilling 

When you're sitting at home with nothing to do and you have your dick out. aka big dick chilling

Hey bitch whats up?
Nothing much what about you

I'm just big dick chilling

Big dick chilling by Chickenlover77 October 9, 2016

Dick chili 

A term referring to semen or cum. Usually used when its on an orifice.

Hey man wipe that dick chili off your chin.

Dick chili by Broncoblair January 2, 2016

Chili Dick 

1. The end result of having anal sex, where when the dick withdraws from the asshole, It is covered in diarhea that resembles chili.

I'm never fucking another ass in my life. I got chili dicked by some bitch who don't know how to wipe her ass

Chili Dick by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

Chili Dick 

when you're cutting up some spicy chilis and then you touch your dick and now you just have a burning dick.

i was just making cutting some chili to make some bomb ass nachos and then took a piss and now i have chili dick

Chili Dick by im the dbest April 8, 2017