Drewyness

A characteristic of a male that enchants all women by his looks, bod, and charm.

Me: Jason’s drewyness makes me shrivel inside.

Drewyness by Crazyvballgirl August 30, 2018

Derpyness 

The quality of being derpy (i.e. ridiculous, silly, awkward)

noun

A lot of people like pugs and think they are cute because of their derpyness, but most people aren't aware of the breathing problems that pugs and other similar flat-nosed dogs suffer from as a result of negative mutations resulting from decades of selective breeding.

Derpyness by niconiconiconi February 2, 2019

Ricicle Dryness

RICE IKKLE DRYNESS

The dryness of the foreskin or loss of moisture on the end of the penis.

Oh Steve i was out in the sun for 3 hours and i went to pee and i found symptoms of ricicle dryness and droplets of smegma.

Ricicle Dryness by Branpkstain December 3, 2010

secondhand dryness

When your friend sends you screen shots of texts from a fuckboi that are so gross/offensive/insulting, it makes you turned off too.

"That dick pic Chad sent you was so gross, it gave me secondhand dryness"

secondhand dryness by jeremygotascooter September 26, 2017

Vaginal Dryness 

1. n, When a guy hasn't turned you on enough. The opposite of Vaginal Wetness. Sandpaperesque.

2. n,The Archenemy of the Nymphomaniacal Orgy of Justice

1. Dude, that chick's vaginal dryness totally rubbed my dick raw.

2. Vaginal Dryness totally braniganed the Freelance Fucker today. We almost lost her...

Vaginal Dryness by NymphOrgJustice October 26, 2009

her dryness

A self entitled decaying and dehydrated cunt who believes her ex-husband owes her everything.

After running her credit, the car sales man informed her dryness that the Lexus was out of the question. "But I get a huge amount of alimony, and besides, I DESERVE THIS", Mary explained. The sales man then added that the dead skunk odor wafting up between her legs probably had something to do with her being single and would also make any transaction impossible.

her dryness by gravitysucks April 23, 2014

Dryness 

Adverb or Adjective; to preform or experience a dry task

Working at 3am is pure Dryness

Dryness by toni2toes June 16, 2010