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Old Boy's Network 

An informal system by which money and power are retained by wealthy white men through incestuous business relationships. It is not necessarily purposeful or malicious, but the “Old Boy’s Network” can prevent women and minorities from being truly successful in the business world. It entails establishing business relationships on high-priced golf courses, at exclusive country clubs, in the executive sky-boxes at sporting events, through private fraternities or social clubs (such as the Free Masons), et cetera. These are arenas from which women and minorities are traditionally excluded and thus are not privy to the truly “serious” business transactions or conversations. A business person who does not travel in these elite circles of influence will miss out on many opportunities.
example of the Old Boy's Network at a sporting event:

"Yeah, I just saw Chuck at the country club the other day. You know Chuck. His son goes to school at Saint Andrews with your Mason brother Senator Northcutt's son. Anyway he told me he was interested in selling the R&D division at Imogen. I thought you might be interested..."
Old Boy's Network by DarkEnigma April 25, 2006
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Old Boy's Network 

Name given to the informal links that criss-cross upper society, enabling people with power to do favours in exchange for favours with someone else in a different area of expertise. May also be called bribery and cheating buggery.
"I need a loan but my bank manager can't help me. Can you lend me a couple of thousand until the divorce is settled?" - typical plea given when consulting the Old Boy's Network.
Old Boy's Network by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

Beating the old boy's 

The term is a slang used in New Zealand which describes one whom stimulates one's or own genitals with hand. The old boys refers to the hand beating the testicles while stimulating the penis.
Playing Solo: Braxton's brother Ronald told me that he walked into Braxton's room and he was beating the Beating the old boy's

Playing friends: Hey Ragsag you want to go somewhere private to beat the old boy's
Beating the old boy's by D_strikes September 18, 2017

Eight year old boy style

Pulling your pants down to your ankles and resting both hands on your hips while urinating.
Even though I was in a big hurry to piss, I still did it eight year old boy style.

a snotty 12 year old boy 

joe- have you heard of the snotty 12 year old boy?
also joe- yeah i fucking hate him
the a snotty 12 year old boy- man i love twerking

Old School lover boy 

a boy who prefers to go watch a movie or a good dinner instead of one night stands

In my personal definition a Old school Lover Boy is a near perfect guy to find. Charming, Romantic and loyal
OSLB: Im a old school lover boy

Girl 1: Oh. You that kind of a boy

Girl 2: the most perfect boy and dreamy to find

good old boys club 

A grouping of people in power that use that power for their own direct personal benefit, usually indirectly.
Whether its the government or business, there are many good old boys clubs in the world.
good old boys club by ne1for23 March 31, 2015