Old Fashioned 

Slang for a hand-job.

I didn't get into her pants, but at least I got an Old Fashioned out of it.

Old Fashioned by Jan Ullrich January 26, 2010

Old Fashioned 

The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.

As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"

Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress

Old Fashioned by Bdamn November 22, 2010

Old Fashioned 

A simple penis rub just like grandpa used to get from grandma

Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!

Old Fashioned by SlopNChop May 27, 2017

old fashioned 

A drink that contains bitters, club soda, sugar, marshino cherrys and a orange slice.

Jordan thinks he is cool because he is making himself old fashioneds but i ate all of the cherrys and orange slices.

old fashioned by Hell Rell August 13, 2006

Old Fashioned 

A drink that consists of bourbon, fruit, and a bit of the bartender's urine.

Hey, can I get an Old Fashioned with extra shit please?

Old Fashioned by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

old fashioned 

Heterosexual oral sex given to a male. A traditional style of blow job favored and prevalent in former times.

She gave him an old fashioned.

old fashioned by pitcher May 9, 2008

Old Fashioned 

When two or more people spit ejaculate into each others mouths. aka a cumswap

“I almost threw up when I saw an old fashioned on pornhub”

Old Fashioned by Old dirty Basrard July 15, 2018