lowes before ho's

The act of a man forgoing sex or time with his woman to go to a hardware stores.

Dude, she was like "please stay and sastify me", and I was like "sorry babe, I needs me a new weed whacker, so....Lowes before ho's"

lowes before ho's by z28owner April 3, 2011

lowkey savage 

when you do actions no one dares doing without caring or knowing

someone just walked through security without giving a single fuck about it what a lowkey savage

lowkey savage by the amazing bulge in my pants May 21, 2016

lowkey sausage 

A lowkey sausage is someone who wears flannels, short shorts, a bun, and bandanas. They may be saying “you’re fired” all the time. They also may be a grouchy sunday manager but will go off on star wars lore for an hour and a half

Wow. Jake Cameron is a lowkey sausage in a good way.

lowkey sausage by osownebfjc November 23, 2020

Lowkey Shawty 

A girl who can sit back and just chill. Not one of those chicks that is loud af and in your face. Lowkey shawtys are the best shawtys. If you ever meet one, keep her. They're rare nowadays.

I met this girl yesterday. Shes a lowkey shawty. She was just so chill. I can tell shes a keeper.

Lowkey Shawty by Cyber $hawty June 21, 2014

lowkey slapping 

What you say about someone you haven't noticed is hot before.

*See's someone who is usually average but is looking hot today*
Me: "Damn! They're lowkey slapping!"

lowkey slapping by iamlowkeyslapping June 2, 2018

Lowkey shitty

When you are trying to hide your pissy mood

After I didn't get my weed, I was lowkey shitty

Lowkey shitty by otl March 14, 2015

Lowkey Sick 

Is a term used to describe something that one probably shouldn’t agree with, find entertaining, interesting or cool. But they do.

Best used in a dark humour sense.

Hugh: “In the Philippines they hunt gays.”

Xbox1: “Hahaha, okay but that’s lowkey sick.”

Lowkey Sick by MasterGoatEgg April 28, 2022