S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) 

The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.

It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual

It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.

Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) by FenCor December 26, 2011

Swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite 

YOU WOULD KNOW! HA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "See that's funny because that's how you act... You act as though your swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite.. That what you act like. Ha!"

Swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite by Hym Iam March 15, 2023

A standing cock has no conscience 

When erect the male penis is totally uninhibited. To be blinded by desire or lust

The groom sadly understood the adage a standing cock has no conscience while attending his own shotgun wedding

A standing cock has no conscience by rucus11 September 25, 2009

Convience Store 

A place where you're robbed of your faith in humanity because you realize how many people don't know how to spell the word "convenience."

Guy 1: Lemme tell you 'bout this Convience Store I went to the other day.

Guy 2: You mean the Convenience Store?

Convience Store by lostallfaith October 26, 2018

convience store 

A small store which has a lot of candy and other junk food. It also has coffee and other caffine filled beverages. some of them have bathrooms which are dirty as shit and smell worse. A lot of them are next to gas stations so you get sucked in to the store and buy a shit load of candy when you see it. The most famous probably being 7 11 but a lot are just one-of-a-kind stores which are basically the same as 7 11. They are also targeted for crime like shop lifting or a simple cash register robbery.

guy 1: I went into a convience store the other day went to the shitty bathroom, bought too much candy and when i was almost out the door some guy robbed the cash register

guy 2: who are you?

convience store by someguy292 October 25, 2010

Drunken Conscience

The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.

Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago

Drunken Conscience by Ya Boy Trax July 30, 2010

Hygiene Conscience 

The little voice in the back of your head all non-goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pigs have telling them not to be a goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pig.

Holy fuck Janice, I've cleaned the kitchen four times today already; don't you have a hygiene conscience!?

Hygiene Conscience by Ramfar June 1, 2011