On randy
Person 1 - stop lying you did not come to the party last night
Person 2 - On Randy I did what I gotta lie for
Person 2 - On Randy I did what I gotta lie for
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Getting Randy on my Johnson
Similar to Beating the Meat or Stroking the Salami, this phrasing is a more eloquent way of saying you are going to self gratify.
After leaving the Strip Club: “I think I will be Getting Randy on my Johnson as soon as I get to the car”
Getting Randy on my Johnson by Jway4 February 10, 2022
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On randy • Getting Randy on my Johnson • on fleek • on • on it • On God • on jah • on point • on deck • on the rag
On the Rand
(adj.) A term which describes an amorous individual or a horny (slang) person. Of a person whose actions are dictated by an amorous disposition; the term can describe either the (1) individual or the (2) action.
Of an action occuring (or of the person performing the action) of which the ultimate goal is to get laid.
Of an action occuring (or of the person performing the action) of which the ultimate goal is to get laid.
1. Dude, did you see Bainz gettin' all over Polls? He is completely on the Rand.
2. Swain's attempt to get Suzy in the car was totally on the Rand.
2. Swain's attempt to get Suzy in the car was totally on the Rand.
On the Rand by P'tainz September 17, 2013