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pitmaster butthole 

When you spend a hot day in front of a grill, cooking food for friends, family or a large social gathering, and end up with a top tier case of smoked swamp ass
“I spent all day in front of this damn grill, cooking for my family reunion, and now I have a serious case of pitmaster butthole

promasterbate 

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."
promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008
A Very tall individual.....very tall individual.
That nigga a whole pilaster. He wild tall yo!”
Pilaster by D-Maul August 8, 2018

Pipmister 

Someone who eats pills for breakfast; Especially horney pills.
person 1 : 'I had shit loads of horney pills for breakfast this morning, I'm gonna be horney all day now!'
person 2 : 'I didn't know you were a pipmister!'
Pipmister by spinklewinkle March 20, 2009
to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.
Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!
pissaster by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Titmaster 

one who indulges himself in the art and science of tits. This can range from everyday observation of breasts to the occasion of playing with a big-titty-ass-bitch.

Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Eddie is a serious Titmaster, he's scoping them out all the time.

Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
Titmaster by Sexmonster(s) September 26, 2010