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River Valian 

The native people or multigenerational people from River Vale, NJ who still live there. They typically have an attitude about entitlement and have no common sense.
Man you better watch out because those people are River Valians
River Valian by Countrysquire April 26, 2025

River Valian 

The native people or multigenerational people from River Vale, NJ who still live there. They typically have an attitude about entitlement and have no common sense.
Man you better watch out because those people are River Valians
River Valian by Countrysquire April 26, 2025

River Valian 

Is a person that was born and raised in River Vale and decided to live in River Vale as an adult. These humans believe that River Vale is the a representation of the world. Modern language refers to people in this category as “Karens” for their reporting of garbage cans being on the curb hours past their “deadline”. They complain about the deer population but refuse to make decisions that will help. Ultimately, a river valían is an entitled human that lives in the fantasy land of a suburban town in Bergen county and believes that they are the best.
Man you better watch out with that family, they are River valians
River Valian by Countrysquire April 26, 2025
The most adorable cartoon character ever to exist.

From Tangled the Series.
varian is so cute, even when he's trying to kill everyone.
Varian by silverwuvs April 11, 2020
A person of ambiguous ethnicity who looks vaguely Asian.
I'm not sure what Olivia Munn's racial make-up is. She looks "Vasian."
Vasian by Robert Sacamano September 27, 2012

Valiant Hero

Literally the saddest ending in The Henry Stickmin Collection
OMG I CRI WHEN CHARLZ DIED IN VALIANT HERO!111
Valiant Hero by Victor Luigi November 25, 2020