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when something unfortunate has happened to someone
I lost $10; I got jobbed.
jobbed by john March 2, 2005
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To get or receive a blow job. Past tense. Verb.

Etymology - comes from the slang term ' blow job '

Synonym: 'Getting head', 'Geting your dick sucked'
Pa: I want to get a better job, so my dick can get jobbed more often.
jobbed by shwmeyrpprs September 25, 2010
A type of internet phishing scheme where companies or individuals post non-existing jobs in order to collect names for direct marketing, mailing lists or other sales processes. This is a process also used by unethical HR (human resource) managers and recruiters to collect resumes to meet performance requirements. The resumes will never be used or referenced since no job actually exists.
1. John sent in his resume for a new posting at ABC Company for a manager position. He realized he had been jobbed when he got an email response asking him to sign up for a paid subscription service.

2. Mary sent in her resume to ABC Supplies and got jobbed. The HR director at ABC Supplies is just trying to collect resumes. They don't have any openings.
jobbed by zenofile April 8, 2009
its past tense for having a blow job
ooooohhhhhh I know her ,she jobbed me
Jobbed by eerybluegrasse November 28, 2019

Steve Jobbed 

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.
I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!
Steve Jobbed by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008

Job Jobbed 

Completing a job
Once the job is complete you have jobbed the job
Husband : Be a good wife and make me a sandwich

Wife : Already have , Job Jobbed
Job Jobbed by Ollie Icon James November 6, 2011