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Tinderrhea 

SUPER gonorrhea that you contracted whilst having a tinder meetup.
Invented by Tim
Ring Ring, (Girlfriend) hey you wank stain, why have I got Super Gonarreha ?

(Boy friend) ummm well I may have tripped and fallen on this Nurse or barmaid or uber driver or maybe she was an unemployed crack head. and that is how you may have it.
We just talked so tripping and falling on her could not have possibly caused it.

(EX Girlfriend) There is no cure for Tinderrhea....NO CURE, you clock hole.

And so the story continues for this was the beginning of the zombie super gonarreha outbreak destroyed the human tinder population.
Tinderrhea by mr monaro May 28, 2018
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tenderheart 

n. an individual that is genuinely affected by the stuff of life, who finds joy in the warm, quiet, non-judgmental, positive things and is deeply hurt by the opposite. one who feels a lot of feelings/unabashedly emotional. origin: tumblr.
i wanna collect all of the tenderhearts and whisper to them that things will be okay.
tenderheart by tender-heart December 4, 2012

tinderwhale 

A user of the mobile dating app tinder who posts pictures of themselves which are either digitally altered or taken from deceptive angles to give the impression of a person in relatively good shape when in reality their physique is resembles a whale.
I was matched with an adorable girl on tinder but when we met up she turned out to be a tinderwhale twice the size I imagined.
tinderwhale by fiend31 February 20, 2014

tirerrhea 

Pronounced "Tire-re-ah": A large chuck of dirty ice that has frozen inside the wheel well of your car after a drive through snow or slush. Eventually dropping off like a large turd in your driveway or the street.

Coined in 1987 by a contest caller to WHYN-AM radio in Springfield Mass.
I cant turn my front wheels!

Kick that lump of tirerrhea out of there, ya moron.
tirerrhea by Al Peterson January 18, 2008

Tenderheaded  

When a person has a sensitive scalp, and hurts when hair is combed or braided.
Shatima: Damn girl you you should let me braid yo hair!

Shaniqua: Aiight, but a bitch best be careful, shoot, I'm tenderheaded !
Tenderheaded by Thomas0323 March 14, 2009

tinderhella 

An ugly tinder cat fish.

If you do not know what catfish means look it up.
Tinderhella finally showed me pictures that are actually of her and my dick retracted so far it came out my mouth and then commited suicide.

Thunderrhea 

Explosive diarrhea that has been known to hit the back of the toilet bowl, underneath the toilet seat, splash back up and hit your ass, or even hit the front of the toilet bowl. Mostly found in sketchy gas stations, water parks, and McDonald's restrooms.

Most commonly caused by a night of drinking followed by a morning of eating some ridiculously tasty fried food!
Oh my gosh, that can only be described as thunderrhea, I cannot believe someone did that in a Shell gas station on the way to Florida!

Hurry up and get home, I am about to thunderrhea after eating the Krystal!
Thunderrhea by Big E 23 October 14, 2012